christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

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smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

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meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle)

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narcotic:

netscapeme:

bl-ossomed:

yikes:


Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.

i reblog this every time its on my dash

this is so sad

:(

love is scary
it can break you just as fast as it made you

narcotic:

netscapeme:

bl-ossomed:

yikes:

Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.

i reblog this every time its on my dash

this is so sad

:(

love is scary

it can break you just as fast as it made you

(Source: threeoverten)

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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anus:

u hve been gifted a bowl of edamame

anus:

u hve been gifted a bowl of edamame

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fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

(Source: fake-mermaid)

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