arrowdactyl:

when you hear a rap song on the radio

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.

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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell)

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jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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viciouus:

WHO REMEMBERS USING THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND IT WAS THE BEST COMPUTER LAB DAY WHEN WE COULD USE KID PIX

viciouus:

WHO REMEMBERS USING THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND IT WAS THE BEST COMPUTER LAB DAY WHEN WE COULD USE KID PIX

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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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